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Monday, February 1, 2010

"Wipe it on the bed and go back to sleep"


I don't sleep very good anymore. My back kills me and I really only have 1 confortable sleeping position which is on my left side. But then my left leg goes numb and gets cramped so I tried to put a pillow between my legs which helps some. I guess I have been moaning and groaning so much in the middle of the night that when I really need help, Ben doesn't take it serious. Two nights ago I woke up to something wet on my butt. I was really out of it and drifted back to sleep only to wake again to that same wet feeling on my butt and, now, leg. I reached behind me to feel it and touched something small, hard, wet, and round on the sheet. I proceeded to feel around more and felt several small, hard, wet, and round objects all around my butt and legs.
Holly: "EEEWWW!" Ben, there's something wet on me and the sheet!"
Ben (dazed): "What did you say?"
Holly: "EEEWWW. There's something wet on me. It's on the sheet too."
Ben: "Wipe it on the bed and go back to sleep"
Holly: "What?? Wipe it on the bed? It's on the bed. And now it's on me. Turn on your lamp!"
**Ben turns on the lamp**
Holly: "What the...?? It's dog food!"

Turns out, Eleanor threw up in the middle of the night (she sleeps in bed with us). We both get up and see all these undigested pieces of dog food that are covered in some kind of spit-up. I go to the bathroom and wipe my leg and butt off and get new sheets. We put on the fitted sheet and I start to put on the top sheet. Ben doesn't think we need to change the top sheet until I point out the huge blob of actual throw up that somehow ended on that sheet. I rolled around in throw up people. GROSS!

Ben and I got a new camera. It's awesome and takes great pictures. I was going to post pics of the nursery but Ben needs to take better pictures. Too much exposure. Stay posted. We had an artist come out and paint trees and birds on the wall and the pink walls are so cute. I bought these shoes for Allie. I have never seen anything so cute! Ben took the picture while playing with our new camera.


Stay tuned for baby shower pics, preggo pics, and nursery pics.

5 comments:

suetmom said...

This made me laugh out loud! Only real animal lovers could completely understand this.....

Anonymous said...

I agree with the first person who commented, "Only real animal lovers could completely understand this." Not being one of these people, I nearly threw up in my bed while I was reading this!!!!
Could you post more info about your camera too? I've been looking to upgrade to a DSLR and wonder if that is what you bought.

Take care,
Heather S.

Holly Grant said...

Heather,
We bought a Cannon Rebel XS which is a DSLR. Heather and Taylor have the same one. It takes great pictures and I highly recommend it.

Cheri said...

Ok, so I am an animal lover, but I do have to agree with Heather S. as much as I laughed it also made me want to throw up reading it.
EEEWWWWWWW! but compared to baby poop and throw up.....

DavidG said...

Wow, how did Ben learn to take pictures like that?