So, this weekend Ben, my uncle LeRoy and myself went to the Mossy Creek Festival in Perry, GA. Mossy Creek comes to the area twice a year and I have always wanted to go but it's rained every year we've lived in Georgia so I have never been able to go. Mossy Creek is basically a bunch of vendors from Florida, Georgia and Tennessee who come to sell their crafts. We ate good food, I bought some cool stuff and the weather was overcast and cool so all in all, it was turning out to be a pretty good day. Well, Ben and LeRoy decided they were going to eat this greasy, orange substance the Rotary Club was calling BBQ and I said I was going to wait and weigh my options once I see everything there is to eat. LeRoy ate quickly so while Ben savored his "meat" we said we were going to walk over to the petting zoo and he can join us once he was finished. At the petting zoo, there is a fence keeping all the animals in and the adults were lined up along the fence while the kids were inside the fence petting the animals. It was actually a pretty weak petting zoo. They had two Shetland ponies, a few goats, chickens, bunnies and labrador puppies (weird). Right below LeRoy and me was one of those plastic kiddie pools full of bunnies. We started laughing because over 1/2 of them were "doing the nasty." They were seriously going at it and I was a little weirded out because kids were putting their hands in the tub to pet them. At this point, Ben came over and we pointed to the rabbits which he thought was pretty funny, and a little creepy, what with all the kids around. So then I saw one of the workers pick up one of the two Shetland ponies and I pointed at it. Here is how the conversation followed:
Holly: "Awww, look at that pony!" (first pony being held by the worker)
Ben: "Look!!" (unbeknownst to me, Ben was referring to the second pony)
Holly: "I know, isn't it so cute?" (first pony)
Ben: "Do you see that?" (second pony)
Holly: "I know, she's really cute!" (first pony)
LeRoy: "You don't see that?" (again, the second pony)
Holly: "What are you talking about?"
LeRoy: "Look at it hanging all the way down to the ground!"
Ben and LeRoy: Uncontrollable Laughter
Holly: "A few choice words and "SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I had never seen anything so gross and HUGE in my life!! I tried to mentally measure it and I swear it was over a foot long! And, to make matters worse, there were three kids standing next to it just petting away! I felt like I was being punk'd. It would be a pretty good premise you have to admit: children's petting zoo with extremely hormonal rabbits and ponies. I must admit though, as we left to give the animals their much needed privacy, all I could think was, "I wish I had my camera, this would be great for my blog!"
This is "Janet, Ms. Jackson if your nasty..."
3 comments:
Sorry, I had mispellings in my first comment. That blog was hilarious! I am not really a horse person but I do go on the occasional ride on vacation and I always forget how well-endowed they are. I wish you had a camera with you too! I remember I was at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago once and there was a monkey humping the crap out of the glass right in front of this little girl who was just standing there, smiling and waving. Kids have no idea sometimes!
Dang it, Holly, of all the times to forget the camera. Reminds me of a favorite Bible verse: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." -Ezekiel 23:20. Betcha never had to recite that memory verse as a kid. Anyway, I need pictures next time. Don't let me down. Oh, and if you want some sure action, anytime you are in Memphis you can stop by the nocturnal animals exhibit and get some guaranteed animal porn. I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but I've been twice and both times I saw action.
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